Elstoicus 

1 An elusive person who possesses magical properties and divine insight. 2 Pertaining to the noble name Elston.

“That young fiend is quite the elstoicus, if I must impose.”

Elstoicus by Vlad Drakul July 27, 2004

Estoicism (stoic) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Estoicism (stoic)

Estoicism (stoic) by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025