Skip to main content
A place full of crackheads , Billy Webb , and a girl who shoved disgusting things up her vagina. Essington is a shithole and Billy Webb and Dom Bennett make it even worse by going round wrecking everything. Try so stay away from Essington
Oh no don’t go Essington. Billy Webb is out!
essington by User1928337 December 17, 2019

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth 

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.
Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass
Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?
Elising is like the word amazing multiplied by a googolplex of nines.
I can't belive it. That was fricking elising!
Elising by Atchung April 10, 2005
To leave or go home, usually from a motive or meet up.
If you boys go white swan after this, I’m essing
essing by French_m8 August 15, 2022
a tight man thong worn mostly by gay men.
jeff wanted to get some botty so her wore his red elsing out.
elsing by vjr August 28, 2005