Area in TN that rejects black people and has dirty cops it is the meth capital of TN and every one there is related and sleeps with their cousin
by Statetropper88 July 14, 2020
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by Lizzie_maximoff04 March 2, 2021
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Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )
Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.
I’m gonna go call the police now.
Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )
Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.
I’m gonna go call the police now.
Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.
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"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"
"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."
"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."
by civilized college student August 16, 2009
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by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004
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by FFCO March 17, 2022
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