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Eliza Kanye’s spine is crooked thanks to scoliosis, so you and Eliza Kanye can be best buddies.
Eliza Kanye’s looks are not to be rivaled. They’re so hot and pretty, you’ll fall to your knees and lick their toes in astonishment.
Person A: GAHDAMN! That’s Eliza Kanye! I can’t help but... lick their toes!!
Person B: Same dude, Eliza Kayne is so totally hot!
Person B: Same dude, Eliza Kayne is so totally hot!
by elizakanye April 9, 2021
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