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elevensies 

One of the numerous daily meals eaten by hobbits such as Peregrin Took.
Pippin: "What about elevensies?"
- Hit with flying apple.
elevensies by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003
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elevensies 

a sex act, in which a man comes so hard into the back of a females (or males) throat that the spunk travels up and out the nose forming two lines down from the nostrils to create the figure 11.
do you fancy giving me an elevensies
elevensies by Geoff Blade September 10, 2006
The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.
"I'm starting to feel a little peckish, is it time for elevenses yet?"
elevenses by bohdave October 16, 2008

Eleventies

The term that will probably come to define the latest decade, from 2010 to 2019. This is due to the word's already infamous cultural significance among geek kind, see eleventy . Another chance for the internet kind to overwhelm popular culture with our nonsensical whimsical ways.
Back in the Eighties , Nineties and the Noughties I was a nobody, now in the Eleventies I can become a somebody!
Eleventies by MikeSynonymous January 30, 2010

Anytwo five elevennis? 

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"
When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"

Elevension 

Elevension is one step up from Tension.

Similar to turning the speakers from 10 to 11 from the movie Spinal Tap.
Our relation ship is based entirely on this palpable sexual tension. It's more than tension - it's like sexual elevension.

Quote from Dawson of the Adam Carolla Podcast during a podcast with guest Greg Proops.
Elevension by Xbagger August 12, 2011
elevenses is a term that refers to the act or aftermath of an automobile spinning tires and leaving two black marks on the pavement.

The marks left often resemble the number eleven (11) sometimes with slight curvature to them.

Elevenses are often the result of hooning.
"Did you see Matt lay down a set of elevenses leaving the car show?"

"My Mustang can do elevenses for miles if I try!"

"Matt, did you leave those elevenses in front of my house!?"
elevenses by BradStang February 21, 2013
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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