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Eldercare 

A minimum wage, though high skilled job dealing with the elderly with dementia, Alzheimer's, etc

Includes assisted living, nursing homes and memory care.

It's more or less a money making scheme for corporations as these places are often understaffed, have overworked employees, and huge health risks due to covid19.. you literally will be covered in shit and piss.

Expect to make less than fast food and walmart., Be on food stamps and have to kill yourself working overtime for a decent paycheck

The elderly do need love and care, but the employees need to be fairly paid for the SKILLED work they do.
You should go work in eldercare.

No I just learned del taco pays more
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Eldercare industrial complex

The industrial scale of the eldercare sector.
Under governor Newsom in California, the eldercare industrial complex is ripe with fraud.
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ElderDark 

A Demon At Rust, Is 16 Years Old, A absolute Beamer, A Hell Of A Guy.
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ElderDark by Ping The King February 8, 2023
The elderaver has been raving since at least the 90s, finding sustenance in electronic beats despite the assertions of the world’s oldest white rapper that “nobody listens to techno”.

They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.
“Should we invite the elderavers?”

“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”

“…I’m in.”
Elderaver by threepio December 31, 2021

endercore_ 

literally the best person out there in the onesieboi server 😍
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endercore_ by Tarouu September 4, 2021