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elbowjob 

when an amputee with no hands strokes your meat
I NEED A ELBOWJOB
elbowjob by Zakarya9797 November 8, 2023
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Elbow Job 

The act of jerking off a partner with the crease of your arm by flexing back and forth.
I was talking to Cindy last night and she told me she wanted to give me an Elbow Job.
Elbow Job by Totally not Bill August 3, 2011

Elbow Job 

The act of arousing your boyfriend using your elbows.
I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an elbow job, instead of the blow job i wanted.
Elbow Job by D36R1M 51X July 2, 2010

Elbow Job 

The act of an individual pleasuring ones penis in the crook of their elbow, requiring a flapping motion not dissimilar to the chicken dance.
Amelia gave me the most mind blowing elbow job last night, it had me clucking for a fucking in seconds
Elbow Job by sillyoldwasp April 14, 2018

Elbow job 

Jameer’s girlfriend gives the best elbow jobs. Can’t help but bust a mean load.
Elbow job by Rocky55 May 23, 2018

Over the Jeans Elbow Job 

When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.
Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew
Over the Jeans Elbow Job by OJEJBOII November 23, 2010

elbow job 

to jack off with your elbow
i elbow job myself every night
elbow job by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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