elboner

The response of the boyfriend's elbow after it accidentally brushes the girlfriend's breast while the couple walks together. The elboner occurs when the male stiffens his arm and positions himself to increase the probability of another, more intentional brush-by.

Him: "I love long walks on the beach."

Her: "Nice elboner."

Him: "And thus, the reason why I love long walks on the beach."

by lphovercraft October 14, 2014

elboner

The tingly feeling you get in your arm when someone rubs or has sex with your elbow skin; otherwise known as a wnis job. It is a very pleasurable feeling. To get an elboner is a very special and spritual thing.

Megan: I just gave Kim a wenis job.
Sam: I bet you gave her an elboner!
Kim: Yes, I did get an elboner.

by GirlsWhoSingLikeFreshmenGuys September 4, 2011

elboner

an act in which your arm sticks straight out, thus making your elbow un-flaccid: an elbow boner, short for elboner. Similar to a kneerection, which incorporates your leg.

"Oh, look, Will has an elboner again, and all the girls can see it."

by rnoonrnaoac March 31, 2008

ENBONERED

TO HAVE A BONER

I AM ETERNALLY ENBONERED FOR KESHA ROSE SEBERT

by JASON roze VOORHEEZ June 23, 2011

Elbone

A man whose penis has a sharp bend in it either to the left or right

that guys got an elbone in his pants, i bends almost 90 degrees to the left

by TheOnlyTeki March 22, 2010

Eboner

Usually an "emo;" listens to typical "emo" or "myspace scene" music. Tends to fancy little boys called Alex, whom tend to be on the dole

1: "Did you hear about that Eboner?"
2: "Is she the one who likes dole dossers?"
1: "Yes, and emo/myspace cult."

by Gregory cummings January 27, 2007

enbonerate

to cause a massive boner

"that hottie with a naughty body just enbonerated me"

by garrettmanderson April 8, 2010