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El Barto
Bart Simpson's tag name on the greatest TV show ever (M*A*S*H...lol). Often seen in Springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. Homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name "El Homo".
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elbaroda
That is so elbaroda!
elberto
Elberto is a man who is a really good guy as a father. Most elbertos have big penises and tower dominance in the sheets.
elberto by The Jet was Taken February 17, 2021
Elbaroda
You: LOL you're so elbaroda!
Crush: what? Lol
You: typo sorry!
Crush: It's fine! umm, soo wanna hang out sometime?
You: sure!
Crush: what? Lol
You: typo sorry!
Crush: It's fine! umm, soo wanna hang out sometime?
You: sure!
Elbaroda by TheGirlThatReallyLovesDogs January 12, 2022
Elberton
Elberton, Georgia. Granite Capital of the World, a small town located in north GA near the SC border. Population 5,000ish. Isolated from interstates, many daydream about leading a glamourous life elsewhere when they graduate. You can drive across town in under 5 minutes if the green lights are with you.
Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil.
A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations.
The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite.
You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton.
Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.
Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil.
A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations.
The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite.
You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton.
Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.
They drove to Atlanta to look for prom dresses because Elberton didn't have any.
Gee frickin' whiz, I knew I should've made that phone call back when I was passing through Athens, because coverage sucks around Elberton!
Did you know that Old Dan Tucker in that folk song was from Elberton?
Come to the football game at the Granite Bowl in Elberton Friday night; it will be fun!
Elberton is the real Granite Capital of the World even though New Hampshire tries to claim that honor too.
Elberton has one four lane highway, but confused outsiders tend to define it as a five lane due to the presence of the center turning lane.
No matter how far young folks roam outside of Elberton, most tend to like coming back to visit their hometown from time to time.
Do you think there will ever be a viable sit-down restaurant in the old "Cattletown"/"Gardens" building in Elberton?
Gee frickin' whiz, I knew I should've made that phone call back when I was passing through Athens, because coverage sucks around Elberton!
Did you know that Old Dan Tucker in that folk song was from Elberton?
Come to the football game at the Granite Bowl in Elberton Friday night; it will be fun!
Elberton is the real Granite Capital of the World even though New Hampshire tries to claim that honor too.
Elberton has one four lane highway, but confused outsiders tend to define it as a five lane due to the presence of the center turning lane.
No matter how far young folks roam outside of Elberton, most tend to like coming back to visit their hometown from time to time.
Do you think there will ever be a viable sit-down restaurant in the old "Cattletown"/"Gardens" building in Elberton?
el barto'd
Whenever friends convene to kick back a drink or two, it is often the case that someone will expire before the others. This unfortunate individual, as penance for their crime of being the first to retire, can, and must, be punished for not being able to handle their drink. Thus, they are often desecrated, or celebrated, in various ways. The worst, or perhaps best from the spectator’s perspective, involves genitalia and a digital camera—you get where this is going. When all is said and done, this person typically wakes up without knowing how he or she has bonded with others while they were unconscious. Oddly enough, there are cases where this individual may have the audacity to become irate when they learn about their special experience. In very special cases, the individual will laugh at hearing others tell the story of their moment in the sun; they think that others are speaking of someone else, but they are not! Although such a reaction may be expected, it does not seem appropriate. It is through experiences like this that friendships are born.
el barto'd by party goer April 17, 2005
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