While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.
Last night I attempted El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump and broke my dick bone.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.