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El Paso belt sander
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
El Paso belt sander by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015
El Paso Syndrome
A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.
SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."
CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
El Paso Syndrome by Big bear8 October 28, 2016
El Paso trash can
Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.
"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg
El Paso trash can by Dustylarry January 8, 2018
El Paso Cheese Fry
I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.
El Paso Cheese Fry by Grandling Clupepper February 25, 2011
El Paso Water Bucket
El Paso Water Bucket by Terrell Blackmon May 14, 2016
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