el bandido 

a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"

woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido

el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.

Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

El Bandito Bajo by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010

El bandito

Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy

Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.

El bandito by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018

El Asso Bandito 

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

El Asso Bandito by King Slim August 10, 2004