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Definitions by Jdub71981
El bandito
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Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a
sombrero
and
leaves
you with a sore arse. Often
benefits
from a Toddy
Oh here he is, el
bandito
! Arse is
gonna
hurt in 18
holes
time.
El bandito
by
Jdub71981
June 22, 2018
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Sombrero
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Hat worn by
el bandito
to keep
the sun
out of his eyes, allowing him to see all of his
toddy
bounces
19
bloody
shots
, must have left your sombrero
in the car
Sombrero
by
Jdub71981
June 22, 2018
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Toddy
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A golfer who calls upon
supernatural
levels
of luck,
see also
bandit
Wow
,
good shot
but the Toddy
bounce
helped you, AGAIN!
Toddy
by
Jdub71981
June 10, 2018
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