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el jackoff
pronounced ehl jah-koff
An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.
An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.
el jackoff by The Shooter October 27, 2008
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El Salvadorian jackal jerking
when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
El Salvadorian jackal jerking by end me42069 April 18, 2025
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