carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!
by Gimli July 09, 2003
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knogle

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.
I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)
by Gimli August 03, 2004
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kool cubes

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.
Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!
by Gimli May 22, 2005
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ejectilate

The act of ejection.
The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!
by Gimli July 09, 2003
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bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.
1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!
by Gimli July 09, 2003
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jamaica

Preceeded by did. Question regarding one's luck with a lady the previous night.
Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!
by Gimli July 09, 2003
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DAMAGED GOODS

Girl who has had her hymen broken. A non-virgin. Woman who has had carnal knowledge.
<Darth Vader> Your surprising lack of bleeding leads me to believe that you are damaged goods. It was your brother wasn't it? </Darth Vader>
by Gimli July 09, 2003
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