Definitions by Gimli

Jerry 

not cute

Jerry is not cute.

Jerry by gimli February 14, 2018

rebate 

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

rebate by Gimli June 25, 2009

kool cubes 

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.

Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!

kool cubes by Gimli May 24, 2005

bleeding knogle 

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

bleeding knogle by Gimli August 2, 2004

knogle 

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.

I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)

knogle by Gimli August 2, 2004

hewlett packard 

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

hewlett packard by Gimli July 15, 2003

TK 

Team Killer n.
A person who engages in intentionally or unintentionally killing teammates in online games. TKs are either unskilled or are trying to ruin the gaming experience for others. The latter can be summed up by the Battlefield 1942 term smacktard.

i TK u i TK u loooool!!11
i tH3 l337 Ov TK!!! looooool

TK by Gimli July 15, 2003