bowner

When a person wears underwear that has a bow on the front, then wears tight pants, thus creating a protrusion from the lower pelvic area.

Stacy: Oh my God, Becky, look at her bowner!
Becky: Ew! Have some self respect.

by youcantsitwithus January 31, 2015

bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.

1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

Bowner Killer

A "bowner killer" is when you hear something awful or disgusting. Such as when a girl talks about her period, or if you see this incredibly ugly girl. It is also directly known as something that makes you have the opossite of a bowner..
It is also known as BK.

Girl: Today I was bleeding like a waterfall!
Boy: Dude! that was a total BK!(bowner killer)

by Sondre Nygård June 14, 2009

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014