ejaculat 

When the guys doodle does the thing

Dank Ass Randy: "Uhhhghghh"

Bitch Ass Emily: "Wat?"

Dank Ass Randy: "I diddly darn ejaculat"

ejaculat by DwizzyDwight October 12, 2014

ejaculat!on

this is when a guy or a girl or a shemale rubs there hand in an upward then downward motion surrounding their cock. this will eventually lead to cum, or sperm coming out of the penis head, making a big mess to clean up.

My big ass Ejaculat!on left a mess all over the bathroom mirror, so i left it there. then my mom walked in and said "who the hell let a shower of sperm on my godamn mirror."

ejaculat!on by SKNI99A December 16, 2007

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016