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“hey girl, how was the guy you brought home last night?”
“oh i had a really great time. he’s a total eizan!”
eizan by acinetobacter November 23, 2021
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EILAN IS AN AMAZING BITCH AND SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS PERSON, sometimes she can be a bitch but you’ll love her as soon as you meet her. SHE WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU LAUGH, and she will be there whenever you need her:) -SV
Hold on, let me FaceTime Eilan
eilan by Stephveverica:) April 2, 2020
Related Words
eizan Eitan ezana Eidan eilan Elizané Eiana Eiran eizens Erzan
Elzane is a very strong, lovely, beautiful woman how will stand up for what she knows is right. She is a good friend and is very trustworthy. Everyone needs a Elzane in their life! She doesn't just trust anyone and knows exactly how to have fun.
I never thought i'd get another Elzane in my life
elzane by andrea1901 September 15, 2013
One of the best friends you will ever have. He is extremely smart and might not talk very much at first if you don't know him, but once you get to know him, he has got a great sense of humor. A loyal and truthful friend. One of those friends who you will remain friends with for a long time and you can't stop being friends because you know was too many embarrassing things about each other. Just a good guy to have as you friend.
Teenager: Hey Mom I'm going to go visit Eitan.

Mom: Okay honey, tell his family I say hi.

Mom's internal thoughts: Oh goodness, I hope she ends up with that boy, he's so fine and loyal. What a true friend he's been.
Eitan by All The Username Are Taken December 30, 2012

elizanap 

- noun

a period during the day where one sleeps for 3-6 hours at a time.
you can take an "elizanap" after classes, before dinner, after the gym, on a rainy sunday evening, etc.

elizanap by Huey Shkol February 27, 2009
He is the nicest most amazing person you will ever meet. He is caring and super hot. He will always be there for you even when he is going through the darkest times. He might seems super shy but once you get to know him he will be the one that is the party of your life. You can't go a day without missing him and you can't go a day with not having him by your side. He is very good looking and super shy as well as funny. If you ever have an Eitan in your life never let him go or he will leave an empty space in your heart forever.
"It was so boring today because Eitan was sick!"
Eitan by Iara March 17, 2018
A nice Jewish boy who has a huge cock. He is an overall nice guy and every girl loves his six pack abs. But most importantly, they crave his juicy cock...
Oh man, I’m so horny for eitan right now.
Eitan by Hornyforcorndogs69420 January 9, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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