A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...

Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.

eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Ilove2dhotmen July 5, 2019

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Eisuke Ichinomiya

A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi

Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

eisuke Ichinomiya

Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026