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eisuke Ichinomiya 

A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...
Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.

eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!
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Eisuke Ichinomiya 

A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi
Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

eisuke Ichinomiya 

A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi
Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026