eisden

A funny person you will rarely ever meet

Eisden is the nicest person in the world

by Izzy07 February 1, 2018

Eisen

A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.

Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😶

by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020

Eisenhower High School

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.

Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School

by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019

Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

by Stoffer August 27, 2005

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun

Eisenhower Middle School is gay

by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018

Eisenseite

A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.

A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.

B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.

by Firefox-31 January 30, 2020

Eisenboonutussy

The word Eisenboonutussy comes the Latin word Ethereal.

I want to suck your esienboonutussy in the woods woods. I would love to lick his/her eisenboonutussy while I am getting bogwalked by 7 dwarfs in the middle of the woods.

by Mike Ockherts April 23, 2022