einsteins 

Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.

einsteins by Phmogli August 19, 2008

Einsteins 

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

Einsteins by Evil Doll December 12, 2006

einsteins theory of relativity 

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

einsteins theory of relativity by Aky July 18, 2006

einsteins idiot 

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.

einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"

einsteins idiot by nebisjammin January 8, 2021

Little Einsteins 

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.

Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh

Little Einsteins by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015

Little Einsteins 

we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it

whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough

Little Einsteins by IzzyBeeotch April 5, 2015

Little Einsteins 

A television show aimed at children and toddlers whose theme song is now being sung by everyone. Severely unfunny. The singing equivalent of twerking.

Guy 1: OH WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN A LITTLE ROCKET SHIP, THROOUGH THE SKIIES, LITTLE EINSTEINS!
Guy 2: I swear to christ, if you sing that one more time I'll send you on a trip in a little rocket ship to the fuckin' sun.

Little Einsteins by Zanaran March 10, 2015