eiei 

An expression of acknowledgement or agreement. Often used by a person who is answering a question, but who is suddenly distracted by troop of dancing puppies thus leaving them unable to articulate their answer using a proper sentence.

Marcus: Shall we meet downstairs for lunch?
Linda: eiei!
Marcus: You’re weird…

eiei by _MJ October 24, 2011

eieipadry

Old MacDonald's usage of the iPad, as coined by Jon Richardson on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

"We're all familiar with the popular technological item, the iPad, and we all know that use of the iPad is ipadry, so if you were to head to the most farmerous region of this country, which we all know is Somerset, you would encounter Old MacDonald, and what does he use? Well, he uses an eieipad. Eieipadry!" - Jon Richardson

eieipadry by Gordon Bennett! March 1, 2021

boy cock girl cock eieio 

A card game in which a standard deck of 52 cards is dropped from shoulder height in between two players. The two players then scramble for the Kings (the "boy cocks") and the Queens (the "girl cocks). Scratching, biting, hitting, and trickery are allowed, even encouraged. The player who ends up with the most of the 8 possible wins that round.

How'd you get that black eye?

Oh, I played boy cock girl cock eieio for hours last night.

boy cock girl cock eieio by Laura, Sarah, and Alex April 7, 2007

1-800 eieio 

Phone number defining a hayseed jackass

1-800 eieio mother fucker

1-800 eieio by Kjar April 10, 2011

EIEIO 

A crude misspelling of the word "farm".

Ol' McDonalad had a farm, EIEIO.

EIEIO by Luc Child August 1, 2007

eieio 

the nurserey rhyme and no it is not from bingo the dog song.

me: there was a farmer who had a dog, eieio. you: you idiot!!! thats the wrong song! its there was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his.......

eieio by aliensdoexist December 7, 2006

eieio 

dun u all know the dam farm ryhme

and on his fucking hoehouse farm eieio

eieio by farm goat May 10, 2003