eharmonize

Communicating through email on Eharmony, rather than giving out a personal email address.

I didn't want to let him know my real identity, so we just continue to eharmonize.

by Outskirts December 27, 2007

Quantum Harmonizer

A term for a man's penis.

I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!

by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017

Harmonizer

A fan who probably questions her sexuality every day because of the girl band, Fifth Harmony. Harmonizers are really into twerking and the idea of watching Camila Cabello's X-Factor audition tapes. They also tend to ship the girls together (Camren, Norminah, Caminah, Camally, Dimon, etc.) They rage/cringe/pry when they hear LYLAS or 1432. Most Harmonizers have Twitters, Tumblrs and no life. Dinah Jane's hashtags are trended worldwide with the help of her dawgs and 5H interviews are GIF'ed as soon as they hit Youtube.

You're not seen as a real Harmonizer if you don't ship at least two of the girls together. They love Normani's twerk, Lauren's beanie, Camila's butt, Dinah Jane's duck face and Ally's height. Harmonizers had endless inside jokes such as: pepeca, prying, Nutella, #BLOCKED, open doors, the Dinah Dance, etc. If you're a Harmonizer, you're very likely to become lesbian for one or all of the girls. Until Booty Pop Madness is released, Harmonizers will impatiently remain reblogging each other on Tumblr, trending worldwide on Twitter and twerking their life away.

Harmonizer:

- cAMILA CAN U NOT????
- HALLELUJAH AMEN PRAISE JESUS
- LOL LAFFIN
- pce n blessinz

by Booty Pop Madness June 2, 2013

harmonize

to suppress or delete something (usually threads or posts on an internet forum) that would potentially affect the social harmony and stability.

steve: whats up man?
raiden: hell... my posts about edison chen all got harmonized!!!
steve: you mean those dirty things uploaded yesterday?? hahaha

by kyrin January 12, 2009

harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".

"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."

by clemsos January 17, 2013

harmonized fart

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.

Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."

by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013

eharmonized

When something is good on the inside.

Hey Jimmy, those jelly donuts are eharmonized!
Roll up one of those eharmonized splifs Tyrone.

by TurboDuluth June 26, 2006