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Eharmony Age 

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.
If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.
Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011
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The name of one of Zeus's obscure side hoes.

A super funny, spontaneous, and trustworthy person. Elaras are always up for adventures and can never turn down a cool opportunity. Usually very creative and artistic. Likes animals a lot.
"She's so freaking Elara"
"Wtf man who uses someones name to describe someone else that weird and doesn't even make sense what"
"Shut up"
Elara by spellicup6969 February 23, 2017
The most amazing person you will ever meet.She will make you smile and always has your back.She will pick you up when you are feeling down,she has an amazing sense of humour and a heart of gold.Emara is very fun and up for everything.she is very understanding and cares deeply about everyone,everybody needs an Emara in their lives.
that girls name is definitely Emara,she's oh so giving
Emara by Some pretty girl November 30, 2016
it's a hebrew name. girls who are named ezara are extremely wise and special and radiate old soul energy. They're also especially talented and dangerous.
ezara you look hot today! You always do!
ezara by cassie aganovic September 5, 2019
When some pig fucker edits a video to be distorted and really fuckin loud in an attempt to make you fuckin deaf
Yo bro I was listening to some earape last night and I think Im deaf in my left ear
earape by Big duck da January 19, 2017

Eharmonut 

An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is broke, has a crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.
How was your eharmony date with Karen? Not good. She was really fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.
Eharmonut by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020