An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is
broke, has a crazy
ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a
sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.
How was your eharmony date with
Karen? Not good. She was really fat and
annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her
ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.