A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.

I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.

Snowy Egret by The WL March 22, 2011

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egreej

Short for egregious.

Stockman's lecture was totally egreej today.

egreej by Chris Caesar May 9, 2005

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egret

/ˈi ɡrɪt,ˈɛ ɡrɪt/
adjective.
Another word for great. Of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above average.

Wow, Jess is so egret!!
Jess and Adeline are the egretest friends.

egret by greategret September 7, 2020

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e-greement or egreement

e-greement or egreement is the act of two or more people reaching agreement on a matter via an electronic process rather than meeting in person.

One example of e-greement is distributing information via email to multiple parties and asking the parties to email their concurrence on the matter or question at hand. The sender of the information is seeking e-greement or egreement from the participants rather than convening a physical meeting to vote or otherwise reach consensus.

e-greement or egreement by JMAC1111 November 22, 2011

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ereet

A spin on the word "elite", common on IRC to describe someone or something that is very good, cool, etc. A spinoff of the chinese pronunciation of "elite" which is "ereet" because L's often sound like R's.

Ah man, this new video card is ereet.

ereet by Pael July 11, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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