A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.
I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.
by The WL March 8, 2011