e-greement or egreement is the act of two or more people reaching agreement on a matter via an electronic process rather than meeting in person.
One example of e-greement is distributing information via email to multiple parties and asking the parties to email their concurrence on the matter or question at hand. The sender of the information is seeking e-greement or egreement from the participants rather than convening a physical meeting to vote or otherwise reach consensus.
Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da factdat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.