ereet 

A spin on the word "elite", common on IRC to describe someone or something that is very good, cool, etc. A spinoff of the chinese pronunciation of "elite" which is "ereet" because L's often sound like R's.

Ah man, this new video card is ereet.

ereet by Pael July 11, 2003

ereet 

Engrish for elite. Similar to reet.

The m4d h4x0r pwned the b0x; he's ereet.

ereet by flowctrl July 11, 2003

ereet 

me and my friends stumbled across this word by speaking 'wrong' and our defination for it is 'aiight, alright, ok, cool'

Dave: Hey man, Im goin to get some mcdonalds, wanna go?
Frank: Sure, lemme get ready, but I wanna go to taco bell
Dave: ereet be down in bit

ereet by Davie February 14, 2004

Erection assassin 

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

This erection is about the people. by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

Hard Erect Dong by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016