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That strange dream somebody had once where they were jet skiing but it turned out they weren't jet skiing......they were eggskiing!
I just had the strangest dream....I WAS EGGSKIING!
eggski by oh gee February 28, 2021
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eggshite 

The straw encursted crud adhering to the outer shell of a newly laid hen's egg.
Eggshite
eggshite by dAN August 11, 2003
To act silly and giddy for no reason whatsoever, usually due to hyperactivity. Not to be confused with apeshit.
Last night, I was babysitting my boss's son, and after a couple hours he started going eggshit.
eggshit by Donald Juebitow July 1, 2006

Eggkin's Law 

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.
Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law
Eggkin's Law by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

Eggsicle 

Eggsicle, the result of shoving a popsicle stick into an egg and then consuming it by licking it for eternity.
Man! This eggsicle is really good!
Eggsicle by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020

eggstistentialist 

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.
Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.
A term passed around on the 4chan /o/ - Auto board, used to refer to car that is egg-like in shape, for example, the Mercedes Electric cars.
>eggshit
eggshit by doodeet3 September 11, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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