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eggshite 

The straw encursted crud adhering to the outer shell of a newly laid hen's egg.
Eggshite
eggshite by dAN August 11, 2003
To act silly and giddy for no reason whatsoever, usually due to hyperactivity. Not to be confused with apeshit.
Last night, I was babysitting my boss's son, and after a couple hours he started going eggshit.
eggshit by Donald Juebitow July 1, 2006

Eggkin's Law 

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.
Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law
Eggkin's Law by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

Eggsicle 

Eggsicle, the result of shoving a popsicle stick into an egg and then consuming it by licking it for eternity.
Man! This eggsicle is really good!
Eggsicle by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020

eggstistentialist 

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.
Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.
A term passed around on the 4chan /o/ - Auto board, used to refer to car that is egg-like in shape, for example, the Mercedes Electric cars.
>eggshit
eggshit by doodeet3 September 11, 2023