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The straw encursted crud adhering to the outer shell of a newly laid hen's egg.

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eggshite by dAN August 11, 2003

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eggshit

To act silly and giddy for no reason whatsoever, usually due to hyperactivity. Not to be confused with apeshit.

Last night, I was babysitting my boss's son, and after a couple hours he started going eggshit.

eggshit by Donald Juebitow July 1, 2006

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eggshit

A term passed around on the 4chan /o/ - Auto board, used to refer to car that is egg-like in shape, for example, the Mercedes Electric cars.

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eggshit by doodeet3 September 11, 2023

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Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

Eggstitential by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010

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eggshitter

Derogatory term for a bird

That eggshitter just built a nest on my house!

eggshitter by 54Godzilla1 January 29, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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