Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

navelgina

When a girl is so fat, her navel is wide enough and deep enough to fit your dick in it.

Man, that chick is so fat, I bet she has a navelgina.

I stuck my dick in this girl's navelgina and it came out covered in belly button lint.

I was wingman last night, so I ended up with the fat one. Her thighs were so big I couldn't find her pussy, so I put it in her navelgina.

by FatFratDaddy April 14, 2014