eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

by C & L September 11, 2008

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Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

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eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006

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Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

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Egg Salad

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

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A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

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