eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

eggsalad by C & L September 11, 2008

Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

Eggsalad by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

eggsalad by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006

Eggsalad Weekend 

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

Eggsalad Weekend by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Egg Salad 

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

Egg Salad by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

Vampire’s egg salad 

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017