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Eggsalad
My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.
They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.
They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.
Eggsalad by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016
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eggsalad by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006
Eggsalad Weekend
To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"
In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.
In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.
Eggsalad Weekend by reginacarla January 20, 2009
Egg Salad
A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
Egg Salad by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008
Chinese Egg-salad sandwich
A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Chinese Egg-salad sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
Vampire’s egg salad
Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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