Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

Eggs and Bacon by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006

Eggs and bacon royal 

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

Eggs and bacon royal by Themergener September 4, 2017

bacon and eggs 

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

bacon and eggs by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

Bacon and Eggs 

When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.

I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.

Bacon and Eggs by ownzzzd October 24, 2008

bacon and eggs 

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

bacon and eggs by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004

Make bacon and eggs 

To get into a fight

I asked iron order if they wanted to make bacon and eggs

Make bacon and eggs by Low-Key bruh October 18, 2023

bacon and eggs 

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

bacon and eggs by Kazman December 20, 2004