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Definitions by Kazman

Gordon Freeman 

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.
Gordon Freeman by Kazman December 20, 2004

bacon and eggs 

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'
bacon and eggs by Kazman December 20, 2004

Adam and Eve 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'believe'
Do you adam and eve it?
Adam and Eve by Kazman December 20, 2004

Bees and Honey 

I need som bees and honey to get a something for my Ocean Pearl.
Bees and Honey by Kazman December 20, 2004

Ocean Pearl 

Don't you stare at my Ocean Pearl.
Ocean Pearl by Kazman December 20, 2004