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When you’re pregnant, and you’re gonna lay eggs instead of giving birth.
Teacher: You see, class, when echidna are going to have babies, they get eggnant, and then they lay eggs.
Student. Wow! Did Knuckles do that?
Eggnant by Emchovy May 13, 2023
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eggpants 

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
eggpants by Crashh October 29, 2007

eggpants 

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...
Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.
eggpants by KMA December 10, 2004
Using eggs instead of darts on a dart board the first egg to survive loses
Ey bro let's play eggnart
Eggnart by anonymous May 17, 2022

eggnatious 

to beat your meat whilst ruining other peoples lives
bro i just hit the fattest eggnatious all over a bitch bc shes fat and the homies said no balls
eggnatious by mumkee May 19, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026