Eggert 

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

Eggert by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

Eggert 

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

Eggert by VOTT December 8, 2009

Eggert 

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

Eggert by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

Eggert moment by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Eggert Unnar 

Retarded streamer

RevoTevo:Hey that's Eggert unnar the streamer

Labotarni: hes kinda retarded

Eggert Unnar by Eggs dad July 29, 2021

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

cohen eggert by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021