Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

by VOTT December 8, 2009

coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021

dirty eggert

a dirty eggert is when somebody has anal intercourse with a 6,6 foot black male and then freezes his cum and uses it as a bar of soap.

did you hear that ole did a dirty eggert with lebron?

by milkymaners April 4, 2024

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024