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To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys
Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man
Eggert by VOTT December 8, 2009
Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.
That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!
Eggert by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.
That is such an eggert moment
Eggert moment by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Eggert Unnar 

RevoTevo:Hey that's Eggert unnar the streamer

Labotarni: hes kinda retarded
Eggert Unnar by Eggs dad July 29, 2021

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses
coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too
coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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