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egg plant 

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

Egg Plant Turd 

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

Egg plant emoji 

Egg plant emoji by Big momma 1900 February 10, 2018

Egg Plantz 

Egg Plantz is a plural synonym for the common phrase "thick chick." An egg plant is a woman who is sexy in her chubbiness.

Egg Plantz is a song by Blaze Ya Dead Homie, off of his CD Clockwork Gray.
Egg Plantz by HarleyQuinn91 October 27, 2009

eggplant squatter 

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013