egargulate

to swear accidentally, or to ejaculate.

"I just egargulated to my son, and I kind of feel bad about it."
"Everyone egargulates."
"What does egargulate mean?"

egargulate by Courtney Wilfred July 6, 2026

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.

The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emagulate by LongJohnnyRocket/SunnySparkle January 4, 2011

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.

Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.

Psycho-Evagulate by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 6, 2019

eggulate 

(v.)to eggulate - When one cooks eggs, the eggs begin to "eggulate", meaning they begin to sizzle and crackle.

When I was cooking my breakfast, it took about 20 mins for the eggs to eggulate because the fire was not strong.

eggulate by Yinky February 4, 2008

Ejagulate 

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

Ejagulate by Fundles January 19, 2023

egakulate 

When you're high on gak crystal meth ice methamphetamine and you're having sex you egakulate all over her

I just egakulated all over her

egakulate by Tha Greek February 27, 2024