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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus 

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

Hesse Effekten 

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.
I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.
Hesse Effekten by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

Effekterad

Swedish word for someone who has been affected by something. A synonym for 'påverkad'.
In swedish "Everyone was effekterad when the school building burned down."
Effekterad by älna September 9, 2022

michi effekt

Wenn eine Person eine andere Person, die redet, ignoriert und einfach über ihn drüherredet
Jakob: "Ja also ich würd...."
Weis: "Ja mein Sohn bläst grad im Hintergrund"

michi effekt
michi effekt by Schingling April 28, 2020

Sökefeld Effekt 

Auf eine Kneipe eingeladen werden und kurz vor Beginn Couleurgegenstände sicherstellen.
Der Sökefeld Effekt wird oft auch verbunden mit dem Wort "phrittig".
Alternativ lässt sich auch "sökeffekted" als Beschreibung für Betroffene Gastgeber verwenden.
"Gestern wurde der Wimpel sichergestellt, klassischer Sökefeld Effekt."
"Boah, die wurden gestern sowas von sökeffekted !"
Sökefeld Effekt by ElPolo123 April 24, 2022