effck 

What is said by people who are too goody-goody to say "fuck"

A: I am soo effcking tired
B: STFU!
(See STFU)

effck by sj0r April 28, 2003

effucktive 

something thought to be effective but is really all fucked up.

Management thinks they know what they are doing, but they are totally effucktive.

effucktive by alvaclark December 18, 2014

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus 

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

efuckingxactly 

When something isn't just exactly the case but it's exactly the fucking case. Used as a sign of agreement, support or just a way to say "Hey I was thinking the same thing!"

"Dude, guess what i'm thinking"
"Bananas. No giraffes. Wait banana giraffes!"
"efuckingxactly Stan"

"You know that gravity thing, it's fucking useful"
"Efuckingxactly"

efuckingxactly by P3h15t0r1c March 20, 2015

eFucked 

to sacrifice some other person by some means electronically; by email or texting for personal gain

After a few rounds of back and forth emailing trashing John, he eFucked me by adding him as a bcc in our last exchange

eFucked by Mr. McLaren July 8, 2009

Hesse Effekten 

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.

I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.

Hesse Effekten by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

eFUCK 

eFUCK,

When responding with a degogatory or sarcastic tone to an email but replying to all (recipients)as opposed to the sender.

Or

Copying in the wrong people and hitting send then looking like a Knob for sending the eFUCK mail

NORMAL EMAIL

Out:
To: John,

C.c :Dave, Harry

Hi All, how's the project going?

Cheers

Pete

PRIVATE EMAIL

In:
To: Pete
C.c:

Pete,

it's slow because Harry is a sanctemonious TWAT

Cheers

John

eFUCK EMAIL
In:
To: Pete
C.c: Dave, Harry

Pete,

it's slow because Harry is a sanctemonious TWAT

Cheers

John

(The eFUCK Mail copied in the recipient being abused, and thus Backfired send causing them great embarasment or to spend an age retracting their statement)

eFUCK by yetanotherUDdefinitionposter March 10, 2010