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whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
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“Eevi, my friend.”
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Hung Jury - Hard Evidence 

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

firm evidence 

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.
When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"
firm evidence by jesster79 March 1, 2005

selfie-evident 

When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.
I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.
selfie-evident by urbanlino March 13, 2015

social evidence 

“The use of popular forms of media - including but not limited to, audio, video, internet and print - to memorialize the actions of others and/or an avail-able body of facts in order to prove that a proposition is true or valid.”
A tremendously long line and wait at a restaurant would be Social Evidence that the food must be good!
social evidence by Yesin7days August 9, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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