eetard

Like an E-Girl or E-Boy, it's a normal person who becomes the worst mouth-breathing, drooling, subhuman trash when playing games online with their gamer friends.

Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join

by C00MR_L3G3ND_J00p February 16, 2020

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

Extard

1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.

1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!

by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009

ewtard

when someone is so retarded to the point it makes you say "ew"

teammate: "guys how do you play fortnite"
you: "omfg you are so an ewtard rn... wdym how do you play FORTNITE"

by Not Rxvan December 13, 2019