A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.
LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*