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Jaron Artolius Eckbert III
Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
Jaron Artolius Eckbert III by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021
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