ekberg

Ekberg has the longest penis in the world

ooooh he has a ekberg

ekberg by axnsalkflahedbv September 5, 2017

dirty ekberg 

When Hitler fuck your mom in the ass while wearing a tube sock over his cock then punches her in the face calling her a filthy Jew after which he slaps his balls on an elephants trunk screaming no one ever loved me while he stares at you profusely giving you a hard on and you don’t understand why

Damn I just got dirty Ekberg

dirty ekberg by Darktemplar April 3, 2020

Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

Dick Enberg by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Dick Emberged 

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

Dick Emberged by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Dick Emberged 

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

Dick Emberged by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

EBERGY 

n. - A term referring to the imagined perception of a man that his penis has the magnitude and qualities of a large weapon. On the other hand, this may also be a reference to a woman's desire to have a large weapon attached to her genitals. Always written in all caps.

This term originated as a misspelling on Facebook, much as it is speculated that pwned came about by someone's desire to type "owned". The misspelling occurred in conversation and is rapidly gaining acceptance and use to mean generally anything large and powerful, but specifically phallic in nature. Reference the powerful energy drink, Ebergy.

Wow, Chuck's EBERGY is way bigger than mine.

EBERGY by Bunny Chuck July 14, 2011

Eebergobber 

The fleshy loose skin on someone’s front neck that reminds you of a rooster beard.

Alex : “I haven’t seen Paul in forever, where has he been?”

Kevin: “ I think he’s just embarrassed about his eebergobber, I hear he can’t shave near it anymore.”

Eebergobber by Ithink2much March 10, 2019