"Eckhardt" is the name given to awesome men by their drunk fathers. Eckhardt is always an incredible guy, because if he can deal with "whaat?" and "can you spell that?" every time he is introduced, as well as growing up as a guy with the word "hard" in his name (opening up a floodgate of one-liners), he can deal with anything, and have an amazing sense of humour to boot. Eckhardt is also magic in bed....respect.
Piper eckart is perfect in every way. She is hot as heck and has a big booty. She is cute and it will probably be hard to stay mad at her for too long because of that.
This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.