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"Eckhardt" is the name given to awesome men by their drunk fathers. Eckhardt is always an incredible guy, because if he can deal with "whaat?" and "can you spell that?" every time he is introduced, as well as growing up as a guy with the word "hard" in his name (opening up a floodgate of one-liners), he can deal with anything, and have an amazing sense of humour to boot. Eckhardt is also magic in bed....respect.
Eckhardt is the coolest guy I know, he has the hottest girlfriend too, he must have some mad skills.
Eckhardt by $Bosman November 10, 2016
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Eckhart Tolle 

A new age spritual teacher that has written many books on enlightenment.
Living in the moment; The Power of Now; A New Earth author: Eckhart Tolle
Eckhart Tolle by Isabelle321 October 18, 2008
Someone who enjoys fellatio's from men. Also means a rare form of mental retardation.
I am sorry miss, your son has the eckardt.
eckardt by Lord Of you August 25, 2015

EckhartsLadder 

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EckhartsLadder by DROOPYMCOOL March 18, 2017

Aaron Eckhart 

An Alcoholic beverage made of 1/3rd Rum (coconut) and 2/3rd's Root Beer.

Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
"I'm going to have myself a strong Aaron Eckhart"

"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."

"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
Aaron Eckhart by Zacq October 24, 2008
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