eating cream

A shock site depiciing a guy eating something out of an ass.

Person: Google eating cream
Person 2:OMG, You perv

eating cream by SoMePeRs0n/guy, November 16, 2007

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

grandfather eating ice cream by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii 

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream 

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer 

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

I'm eating your ice cream 

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve

Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...

I'm eating your ice cream by Birdyfly12 June 6, 2016

eating creampie 

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

eating creampie by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015