eating cream

A shock site depiciing a guy eating something out of an ass.

Person: Google eating cream
Person 2:OMG, You perv

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, November 16, 2007

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

I'm eating your ice cream

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve

Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...

by Birdyfly12 June 6, 2016

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010