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Eat that shit

A phrase used when a buddy or someone you are watching is contemplating eating something that looks disgusting, sometimes even "shit" itself. Usually used in an express of joy that the person is indeed eating "that shit."
Joe: I'll give you $20 if you to eat this dog shit, man
Will: Uh, I don't know man...
Joe: C'mon...
Will: Oh, alright...
Kevin: Yeah! Eat that shit!
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don't eat that shit 

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something
Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT? 

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.
Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

eat that mule shit 

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.
I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.
eat that mule shit by robcraine March 15, 2004

eat that mule shit 

A response when you have no other come backs
Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"
eat that mule shit by Terry Young February 18, 2003

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

eat my ass with that weak shit 

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.
Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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