Eat and Beat 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (eat) and having to relieve one's self sexually (and beat) because she has no intention of allowing entrance to her moist caverns.

Sandy let me go down on her but made sure that I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I had to eat and beat.

Eat and Beat by Ragebees June 30, 2015

eat and beat 

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".

Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.

eat and beat by Moniquemy August 27, 2009

eat and beat 

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert

Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.

eat and beat by Poundtowner January 19, 2010

Eat and beat 

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.

Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.

Eat and beat by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011

Beat and eat 

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

Beat and eat by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010

beat and eat 

The act of jerking off and eating your cum.

I just watched some hot porn and did a beat and eat.

beat and eat by Jason33 April 28, 2006

Beat em and eat em 

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

Beat em and eat em by pablowisdom January 6, 2017